Upcoming Show!

We at the Chupacabra Conspiracy have been too quiet for too long. That's why I'm pleased to announce (to all five of you) that we're having a show!

Where: Ryan's Daughter
When: 3/21, 9:00pm
Why: It's high time

In case you're not sufficiently enticed by the prospect of your favorite Chupacabras performing some sketch comedy in a locale where you can simultaneously consume alcohol, how's this for extra incentive:

The show will feature

ALL

NEW

MATERIAL

Now, I know what you're thinking.

"What?"

"No!"

"Too good to be true!"

"This is the best thing to happen to me since lunchtime, when I found a bag of Doritos hanging precariously from the vending machine and I hip checked them down."

You bet your bruised hip it is. So come to Ryan's Daughter for hooch and haha's.